Where did I find this? Oh yes, Amazon! It was via their recommendation tool. You know, "if you buy this, you should also buy this!" However since I order mostly diapers on Amazon, it's a mystery what could have possibly summoned the BETTY DAIN HEADWEAR PROTECTOR HOOD, 12PK, ASSORTED COLORS.
"Protect hair and makeup while you dress," it says.
Oh Amazon you know me so well. My hair is 2.5 seconds from dreading and my lips are crusted with residual toothpaste. If I hastily yank a sweater over my head and subsequently wipe off the aforementioned details I may lose my current and only form of income: receiving spare change from strangers on the streets.
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