Time to get angry

I'm done with being sad. It's time to get angry.

Sadness paralyzes you. It makes you sit around waiting for things to end. It zaps you of your energy. It makes you feel like a victim.

Anger motivates you. It makes you jump up and kick things. It fuels you with fire.

In the past month or so, I've gone through a series of unfortunate events that leaves me believing that I might be cursed or something. I do not need to elaborate about my misfortunes but I know I will never forget these couple months. I felt myself slipping into deeper sadness, or rather I started to realize that I was sad. But suddenly last night I felt my blood start to boil. My cheeks started to heat up. My heart beats made themselves heard - loud and clear. I started to feel more alive than I have felt in the past year and a half. I realized that I was becoming angry. And I liked it.

So what should I do as a freshman angry person? Well what do angry people do?

Angry people punch walls and listen to loud punk music. Alas I'm a wuss.  I carry around lotion just so I don't have to experience dry cracked knuckles. Introducing my knuckles to a wall... Ha! That's not going to happen. And people rocking out to loud punk music look as if they're having epileptic fits. I'm not young or cute enough to rock that look.

So what are some accessible angry activities that I can sink my virgin angry teeth into?

Angry people compulsively clean their whole house.
Angry people drink red bulls and crush the cans in one hand. Hai-yah!
Angry people seek justice.
Angry people don't take things lying down.
Angry people have passionate angry sex.
Angry people have six packs.
Angry people jog up long flights of stairs, followed by stomach crunches, while listening to the soundtrack of Rocky.
Angry people enjoy telling off those poor telemarketers who unknowingly dialed the number of an extremely angry person.
Angry people use the F-word a lot because it feels fucking good.
Angry people breathe heavily, thereby deliver more oxygen to their brains resulting in increased energy, concentration and alertness. This is an original Shinmin-theory.
Angry people know what they want.
Angry people are sad people with fires in their bellies.
Angry people are sad people who want change.

And this is just the change I need right now.

I asked Niko to give me her best angry stank face but this is all she gave me.